That’s Terror

I go away, I come back. C’est la vie.

Back on the Street

It’s been a pretty dreich day in Glasgow. Which is sort of redundant; you might as well talk about the weather being bad in Mordor.

Guns Don’t Kill People, Bloggers Do

If you’re not familiar with airsoft, count yourself lucky now and excuse yourself from this post.

The Hipster Maze

So this hipster walks into a bar.

Pope Idol

I say, what about this pope business, then?

A Bright and Shining Star

“I have it under control.”
“I’d hate to see out of control.”

The Fall of the House of Meme

You fancy me mad. Could a madman have extrapolated from an off-hand comment about fish fingers to an entire treatise? …well, yes, probably. This is what happens when you let me use Pidgin drunk. A borderline-Dadaist retelling of the history of the internet, as condensed from conversations with an awesome marine biologist/haiku writer.